vault113 | INTRODUCTION

INTRO

Vault 113

You wake feeling groggy. You have the distinct sense of oversleeping, even if you may not recall ever going to bed in the first place. And this bed? Definitely not yours, no matter how comfortable it may be. And you'd probably not go to sleep in your street clothes*, right? Well, maybe it's time to smooth out your bedhead and get exploring!

(*or whatever else you were wearing at the last moment you remember)

The first thing you'll notice is the complete absence of windows - are you underground? Though you'll encounter quite a few closed doors, there are some rooms for you to look through and maybe catch your breath in. Maybe it's time for a slushie in the dining room? Impatience won't get you anywhere!

And what's better than a sweet drink to bring strangers together? After all, you're not the only one who's crawled out of bed a little late today. Mingle and don't worry too hard about your current predicament!

((The Mastermind will introduce themselves at 7pm EST real time.))

NAVIGATION

Vault 113: a short-run murdergame

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[Honestly he would also say everything he's already said here right to her face anyway so same diff!! The benefits of being Rude, probably.]

A reality show? [he can parse the words, but there's still a quirk of the eyebrow here given that he doesn't really know what that actually is. not that it stops him from just breezing past it.] But if there's anyone dumb enough to resort to that, then they probably do deserve to be locked up somewhere.

[but like, just not with them, preferably.]

[I mean, he would too, so this is just the rude & rowdy convention here.]

The drama is about the same, right?

[Theo has successfully covered up the fact that he doesn't know what reality shows are. Does he even know what TV shows are. I guess we'll find out eventually. ☆]

Is there even anyplace to lock people up in a place where we're already locked up...? Did she even say what would happen if somebody tried and failed? There's an awful lot of executions involved.

[Given Belphegor is Belphegor he can take an educated, rude guess, but y'know.]

[hi fives belphegor (rudely) in solidarity]

Beats me. I've never watched one before.

[that success was pretty short-lived huh.]

No, but she's probably saving it for some big reveal down the line, like most of us haven't already figured out what's probably gonna happen.

[honestly it seems like a lot of them here are pretty pessimistic or realistic enough to recognize the issues with the rules here, so yeah...]

Not even by accident? Now that's harder to believe than our host's resume.

[He says this with a totally straight face!!]

And I don't know about that, there's got to be some standards. Maybe it's the executions that are going to be the real show -- she'd better not just be planning to snap people out of existence the way she says she is.

[She seems a bit bloodthirsty for such a clean method, though with how many executions keep being threatened maybe it's better to be efficient. Nevertheless, a demon's got to have expectations of some kind if he's to be a captive audience.]

INTRODUCTION

no but it can be a pretty good dirt nap i've heard

either way we're boned so we might as well make the best of it

yes we can still get all our vitamins and minerals at least

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