[Life is hard when you just want a pillow and some peace and quiet and also some entertainment and possibly only like six other people in the universe(s) but that's neither here nor there.

Belphegor snorts at the description; they're definitely gossiping about Ianthe in front of Ianthe but isn't that half the fun of it.]

I don't know how clever the plan is when it looks like she's just picking up other people's trash and turning it into her own personal death game. Or... a bad reality show? If we're really saying people are going to start killing each other over forks.

[Or?! With forks?!! He's just casually musing about their ratings, OK.]